Death Battle - Benigno Aquino vs. Mayor Goodway

Live at Philippine Arena, should I promote a real person vs. fictional character Death Battle between Mayor Yasminar "Jalakan" Goodway and my country's President, Benigno "Noyman" Aquino III, and they will face to face against each other for the fight for the Philippines and/or for Adventure Bay, Nick Jr. Country. Well, it is a fictional mayor vs. real-life president fight. In the far future, war has shown to change in more ways than one. So, in this fight of the century and of the far future between the two politicians, who takes the victory?
Who will win?
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