Ryder vs. Hidesaburo Ueno

Ryder: Yo, this is Ryder, on the mic! Whenever you're in trouble, just yelp for help, but, we're droppin' bombs onto the Japanese soil! You died on an all-fucked up cerebral hemorrhage, 'cause your brain has too much damage. Maybe you smell like motherfuckers who like sushi. I'll watch you die, like your dog died in the snow. Do you want dog piss, then Chase will trap you with my rhymes.
Hidesaburō Ueno: Tonight is the night, Hachi. Tonight is the night Ryder will be killed by a katana. When I say, "His Imperial Majesty Hirohito, to the Lookout!", I am going to kamikaze Adventure Bay, 'cause this fictional bitch is going to pay. When it comes to Nick Jr., I suggest you to do missions outside Adventure Bay, like liberating Iwo Jima. This is MC Ueno, I wil fight against those cute little puppy assholes, taking all of my shit.
Ryder: Ha-ha! World War II is boring than our rescue missions! But I'm gonna strip your career as an agricultural scientist! If you insult Farmer Yumi, you are crazy. Even when the Americans won the war, Adventure Bay is fine, really?
Hidesaburō Ueno: Ahh... screw you, bitches! Why not you go back home to the Lookout? If you do not go back there, I will take a shovel and bury your asses out! Maybe if you kiss Katie's ass, prepare to face another Kitty-tastrophe! And now, lemme pass the mic to Professor Parker Wilson!
Professor Parker Wilson: Yo! This is Professor Parker Wilson! I am going to squash the pups like walking on the Moon! You seem to be a little badass you got here. Taking this bitch down to the Lookout, 'cause I'll punch you down like my name is Toshiaki Nishoka. But I'm also gonna kick and slam you like my name is also Toshiaki Kawada! Maybe you should go end the mission, 'cause the battle is finished.

Announcer: Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic!
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